Zooey vs. Jen Aniston
* You think you love Zooey Deschanel and her delicious smile? Just you wait. You will hate her one day. Just like Jeremy Lin. Til then, go ahead and love them.
* Ok, in a once hot sitcom babe showdown, in a mud pit, who comes out alive: Jennifer Aniston(scary Greek bitch) or Zooey Deschanel(Angel)?
* Ok, if you have to ask for a refund from your drug dealer, who would you want to accompany you? Jennifer Aniston(scary Greek bitch) or Zooey Deschanel (Angel)?
* Zooey Deschanel taught us the painful subtlities of falling in love in 500 Days of Summer. Jennifer Aniston taught us about the Atkins diet.
* Would you rather be a Vegan (Zoey Deschanel) or smoke Brad Pitt's kind bud and/or pole(Jennifer Aniston)?
A Pool Hustler's Daughter grows up in subterranean America. She dreams big, hustles daily and loves her Daddy. With empathy, fascination and grace she navigates and inhabits every tier of society; sees beauty and hope and magic in all things; respects and lives by the "mitzvah."
A Pool Hustler's Daughter calculates the trifecta payout at the racetrack, hides money on three parts of her body, has an arsenal of "Uncles," and keeps a baseball bat by the front door. She values friendship, loyalty and experiences over "things." Like her father, she seeks to learn "The secrets of the universe" and believes "Life ain't on the square." She applauds the self-made and those who learn to "overcome" their circumstances. Her door is always open for a sofa to sleep on, a hot meal, or an eager listener for a life story.