Zooey Vs. Jen Aniston Rant

Zooey vs. Jen Aniston

* You think you love Zooey Deschanel and her delicious smile? Just you wait. You will hate her one day. Just like Jeremy Lin. Til then, go ahead and love them.

* Ok, in a once hot sitcom babe showdown, in a mud pit, who comes out alive: Jennifer Aniston(scary Greek bitch) or Zooey Deschanel(Angel)?

* Ok, if you have to ask for a refund from your drug dealer, who would you want to accompany you? Jennifer Aniston(scary Greek bitch) or Zooey Deschanel (Angel)?

* Zooey Deschanel taught us the painful subtlities of falling in love in 500 Days of Summer. Jennifer Aniston taught us about the Atkins diet.

* Would you rather be a Vegan (Zoey Deschanel) or smoke Brad Pitt's kind bud and/or pole(Jennifer Aniston)?

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