A Pool Hustler's Daughter grows up in subterranean America. She dreams big, hustles daily and loves her Daddy. With empathy, fascination and grace she navigates and inhabits every tier of society; sees beauty and hope and magic in all things; respects and lives by the "mitzvah."
A Pool Hustler's Daughter calculates the trifecta payout at the racetrack, hides money on three parts of her body, has an arsenal of "Uncles," and keeps a baseball bat by the front door. She values friendship, loyalty and experiences over "things." Like her father, she seeks to learn "The secrets of the universe" and believes "Life ain't on the square." She applauds the self-made and those who learn to "overcome" their circumstances. Her door is always open for a sofa to sleep on, a hot meal, or an eager listener for a life story.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Tina Fey Rant

Tina Fey

*Was Diablo Cody really a stripper once or did she just make that sh*t up to sell her scripts? Did she even write them?

*Diablo Cody is just a front for a zaftig thumb sucking screenwriter with no pizazz whatsoever. Definitely can't pop and lock.

*Maybe its same girl Tina Fey stole all of her material from. The one she cunningly befriended at a Weight Watchers meeting years ago.

*Tina Fey told her she would “give it a read” but instead used it to get Lorne Michaels to give her a promotion.

*Tina Fey, a virgin until she was twenty-four? Okay, Tina, I'm not going to make fun of you anymore, you've got me in tears. #finallysomeonewhowaitedlongerthanme

*I lied, I just don't know how you can kiss Oprah's ass like that, Tina Fey? Like she can help your career or something? #Insanity!

*Tina Fey, I know you're the one watering down the liquor in the Green Room. And no more lamb on the spit in there! Firehazard! #Greeks

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